Today in Relief Society, the opening hymn was "I Need Thee Every Hour." Fairly standard. I felt like the page number listed wasn't quite right, as 334 is towards the end of the hymnbook, where the hymns for special occasions are usually placed.
All was made clear when I flipped to the page. "I Need Thee Every Hour (Men's Chorus)," it said.
The roomful of women gave it a good college try. Let's just say that when Baby Rafe kicked my hymnbook out of my hands and onto the floor, I didn't bend to retrieve it and was pleased as punch to have an excuse to remain silent.